poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via fake-mermaid)

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

(via fake-mermaid)

(Source: yuuckchris, via forebidden)

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

(via fake-mermaid)

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

(Source: wars3, via fake-mermaid)

bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via memewhore)

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bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via memewhore)