Whats red and bad for your teeth?
well you’re not wrong
When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero.
if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything